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LOL! I'm so fucking funny.
Nah, that one sucked. I have a habit of killing jokes. I'm not going to include The Gay Spiral, The Fragaygile, With Gayness, or And All That Could Have Been Gay, because they're even stupider.
Speaking of gayness, this gay guy was coming onto me yesterday, and I was like "Dude, get out of MySpace!" but he wouldn't stop so I ripped his face off and put it in my book of faces. I'm really pissed too because now my facebook is full, and I have to post all my amputated faces on my wall. I fucking hate these social networking trends. And what's so social about ripping your friend's faces off and putting them in a book? People keep telling me that's not what a facebook is, because they're jealous of how cool I am. Fucking ass holes.
Speaking of gayness, and books (damn I'm on a role), remember that show Reading Rainbow?
That shit was fucking awesome. A gay black dude reading picture books. What's not to like? When I was little I used to watch it and it scared the shit out of me because I though it was supposed to be about a rainbow that reads, and when I saw that dude, I thought he killed the rainbow so that he could make a new kind of methamphetamine out of the terrified tears of small, stupid children like myself.
I'm gonna go play Xbox.
I'm back. I'm banned from Live and my Halo disk is scratched. Wonderful.
So, what's up?
Fuck it. I'm done with this.
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